Jewish Joke of the Week: Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale. $10.”
He thinks, “No way,” so he knocks on the door.
The owner says, “Dog’s in the backyard.”
The man goes out back.
“Can you really talk?” he asks.
“Of course,” says the dog.
The man nearly faints.
The dog continues:
“I had an incredible life. I worked for the government. Traveled the world. Gathered intelligence. Saved countless lives. Then I retired and settled down here.”
The man is stunned.
He rushes back to the owner.
“Why on earth are you selling this dog for only ten dollars?!”
The owner shrugs.
“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff.”
