Jewish Joke of the Week: You’re Out of Milk
A man finally gave in and bought one of those fancy smart refrigerators.
The salesman promised, “It tracks your groceries, reminds you when you’re low on food, and helps organize your shopping.”
A week later, his phone buzzed.
Your refrigerator has a message.
“You’re out of milk.”
He smiled. This thing is incredible.
A few minutes later…
“You’re also out of eggs.”
Even better.
Then another notification appeared.
“And while we’re being honest… you have six different kinds of mustard, three jars of pickles, and a bottle of barbecue sauce that expired during the last Olympics.”
