A man walks into a Jewish community event and asks the person at the door:
“Is there going to be food?”
“Of course.”
“Wine?”
“Absolutely.”
“Cheese?”
“Plenty.”
“People I haven’t seen in six months who will immediately ask me why they haven’t seen me in six months?”
“Sir, I already told you. It’s a Jewish event.”
Speaking of Jewish events with wine, cheese, food, and people you really should have called…
Wine & Cheese is Tuesday!
