Jewish Joke of the Week: Einstein the Dog
A man adopts a new dog. Not just any dog. A very Jewish dog.
He names him Einstein and proudly tells everyone how smart he is. After a few weeks of training, he finally invites a neighbor over to witness Einstein’s brilliance.
“Einstein!” he calls. The dog trots in, alert, tail wagging, eyes shining.
The man points to the newspaper on the couch and says, “Fetch.”
Einstein jumps onto the couch… and sits.
The wagging slows. His face falls. He lets out a sigh so heavy it could knock over a candle.
“You think fetching is so simple?” the dog says. “All this running, all this pressure. And don’t get me started on the food. ‘Premium,’ they say. Too salty. Gives me gas. For this I give up my dignity?”
The neighbor is frozen. “Your dog… just spoke. He understood you. He’s talking.”
The owner shrugs. “Relax. He’s still in training.”
“Training?” the neighbor whispers.
“Yeah,” the owner says. “He thought I said kvetch.”
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