Jewish Joke of the Week: High Holidays
A Jewish man looks at his calendar and says: “Wait, Rosh Hashanah is coming up already?”
His wife says, “Yes.”
“And then Yom Kippur?”
“Yes.”
“And then Sukkot?”
“Yes.”
“And then Simchat Torah?”
“Yes.”
He stares at the calendar for a moment.
“So basically… I’ll see you in November.”
