Jewish Joke of the Week: Stranded
Moishe, Samuel, and Harry are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. With no cell service and the nearest town miles away, they decide they’ll have to walk.
Each one takes something from the car for the journey.
Moishe takes a big jug of water.
Samuel takes a bag of sandwiches.
Harry takes the car door.
After a while Moishe says, “Nu, I understand the water. If I get thirsty, I drink. And the sandwiches make sense if we get hungry. But Harry… why are you carrying a car door through the desert?”
Harry shrugs and says,
“If it gets too hot, I’ll just roll down the window.”
