There are two kinds of people at a Seder: the ones who come for the meaning… and the ones who come prepared with terrible jokes.
This year, we’re embracing both.
Scroll on. Bring these to your Seder.
Just don’t blame us when the eye rolls start.
What did one Seder plate say to the other?
“Dinner is on me!”
What kind of shoes did the Egyptians wear during the plague of Frogs?
Open-toad!
Who is behind Pharaoh’s Evil Empire?
Darth Seder
Why did the matzah quit his job?
Because he didn’t get a raise.
Why do we have a Haggadah at Passover?
So we can Seder right words.
How do you drive your mother completely insane on Passover?
It’s really a piece of cake
What did the Teddy Bear say when he was offered the afikomen?
No thanks, I’m stuffed
How does Moses make beer?
Hebrews it!
What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
Filet minyan
Why was the matzah so calm during Passover?
Because nothing ever gets a rise out of it.
