Today’s Jewish Joke of the Day comes again from our friend Sal Litvak, The Accidental Talmudist;
Lost in the Mall:
Max and Ruthie go to the biggest mall in America. After shopping all day, Ruthie realizes she’s lost track of her husband. She searches all over but can’t find him so she calls him frantically.
“Max, where are you? I’ve looked everywhere!”
Pinchas killed a prince of the nation who was intimately involved with a non-Jewish princess from Midian. Certainly, one would praise such an act of bravery ignoring the status of the person involved and instead protecting the nation from experiencing within its midst such a travesty. However, just the opposite took place.
Some of the most meaningful conversations begin with a simple question… and a room full of people willing to listen.
Thank you to everyone who joined us this week for Clean Speech Dialogues. Together, we explored challenging ideas with honesty, curiosity, and respect, proving that meaningful dialogue is still possible
Jewish Joke of the Week: The Symphony
Years ago, a symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.
If you’ve ever heard it, you may know there’s a long stretch where the bass players don’t have a single note to play. They simply sit there for nearly twenty minutes.
The episode of Moshe hitting the rock instead of speaking to it is quite puzzling. It seems as though the punishment does not fit the crime. Although as the Midrash states if Moshe would have spoken to the rock the nation would have clearly perceived the greatness and magnitude of Torah
“The Wandering Jew Who Finally Found Home” For years, Beth called herself “the wandering Jew.” She wasn’t wandering away from Judaism. Quite the opposite. She was searching for a place…
From a Shabbat under the stars to an inspiring evening with one of the Jewish business world’s most accomplished leaders, it’s been another memorable week at TJE.
Take a look back at Camp Shabbat, where music, laughter, delicious food, and meaningful connections made for a truly unforgettable evening. We’ve also shared highlights from our Young Professionals event with Sol Werdiger, whose remarkable stories about faith, integrity, and proudly living Jewish values left everyone inspired.
A man finally gave in and bought one of those fancy smart refrigerators.
The salesman promised, “It tracks your groceries, reminds you when you’re low on food, and helps organize your shopping.”
A week later, his phone buzzed.
Your refrigerator has a message.
“You’re out of milk.”
The episode of Korach dampened the prestige of the Kohanim. Perhaps after Korach challenged Moshe’s authority to bestow upon Ahron and his children the opportunity and obligation to serve in the Mishkan and later in the Beis Hamikdash the nation would not respect them.
Jewish Joke of the Week: Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale. $10.”
He thinks, “No way,” so he knocks on the door.
The owner says, “Dog’s in the backyard.”
The man goes out back.
“Can you really talk?” he asks.
“Of course,” says the dog.