A Jewish woman was preparing Shabbat dinner when she realized she’d forgotten to bake the challah.
Panicking, she called her mother.
“Ma! I have 12 people coming for Shabbos dinner in two hours, and I forgot the challah! What am I going to do?”
Her mother gasped. “You forgot the challah?!”
When Eliezer meets Rivka he is immediately convinced that she is the one for Yitzchok. Therefore he adorns her with a golden nose ring and two beautiful bracelets. What was the need to embellish her with these expensive gifts right away?
Two old friends meet for lunch at a little kosher restaurant.
One says, “You know, I went to the most wonderful restaurant last week. The food was incredible, the service was perfect, and the prices were reasonable.”
“That sounds fantastic!” says his friend. “What was the name?”
The Patriarch Avrohom went out of his way to benefit guests. Even when he had just experienced his own Bris Milah at the advanced age of 100, still he pursued the mitzvah to the best of his ability
What a wonderful weekend in Keystone! We’re excited to share a few favorite moments from our Mountain Shabbaton. This gallery is just a small sampling of the memories we made together! Enjoy this little look back at a truly special Shabbat!
A man arrives at a Shabbaton in the mountains and asks the rabbi, “Rabbi, why do we have to come all the way up here to feel closer to God?”
The rabbi smiles. “Sometimes we need to get away from the noise and distractions of everyday life to hear what really matters.”
The man thinks for a moment, then asks:
ashem made a covenant with Avrohom guaranteeing him that his children would inherit the Land of Israel. However, apparently Avrohom was not secure with that guarantee and requested that they should be assured.
Two friends were talking about their upcoming Shabbaton in the mountains.
“I’ve packed my Shabbat clothes, comfortable shoes, a sweater, and three suitcases.”
“Three suitcases?! We’re only going for two nights!”
Although Noach survived the Flood, nonetheless it appears that the decree to eliminate mankind also included Noach. As Rashi cites the Midrash that Hashem ‘concurred’ with his angels that the entire world had been created ‘mistakenly.’
For weeks, Morris had been suffering from a mysterious and rather alarming medical condition. Every morning, he’d sit down at the kitchen table, pour himself a fresh cup of coffee, take a sip, and immediately feel a sharp, stabbing pain in his right eye.
At first, he ignored it. But after several weeks, he decided it was time to see a doctor.